SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY OF LOUISIANA IS ANOTHER WILL ROGERS WITH SIMPLE BUT WISE SAYINGS

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Interviewing Senator Kennedy, ask a question, and one would think he is just a good ole boy from Louisiana. On the contrary! He is a very smart ole boy. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and often humorous man.
Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a B.C.L. (Bachelor of Civil Law) degree from Oxford in England where he was a First-Class Honors graduate.


Always follow your heart… but take your brains with you.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here .
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.

2. Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

What planet did you parachute in from?
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


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