SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY OF LOUISIANA IS ANOTHER WILL ROGERS WITH SIMPLE BUT WISE SAYINGS

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here .
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.

2. Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

What planet did you parachute in from?
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy