“HELLO, SUPPORT LINE? I NEED HELP!” DID THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?

Girl speaks on phoneElectronic voice:

Thank you for calling. Your call is important to us. To get you the help you need as fast as possible, we need to know the reason you called. Please say one of the following key words:
1. “WEASEL” if you thought we wouldn’t answer your call
2. “BORED” if you are are stuck in traffic and have time to waste but none of your friends really want to talk to you.
3.“CONFUSED” Need help with our ‘easy assemble it yourself instructions”
6. “WHOOPS” if you have the wrong number.

To serve you faster and better we have eliminated numbers 4 and 5.

You, the human:
I would like to talk to a human, a warm blooded human! (You are a bit angry)

Girl speaks on phoneElectronic voice:
In a clear voice please state the reason for your call.

You, the human:
(Now you are bit pissed).
What I said was… I —WOULD—LIKE —TO —TALK —TO —A HU —MAN. IT’S IM —-POR —-TANT.

Girl speaks on phoneElectronic voice:
In clear voice please state the reason for your call.

You, the human:
“Have a nice day!”
Then you slam down the phone and pour a Jack Daniels into an oversized glass.

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Published:
04.13.22 3:58
Category:
Humor