RHETORICAL QUESTIONS

2. IS ATHEISM A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION?

3. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

4. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

5. IS SANTA IS SO JOLLY BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE?

6. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

7. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

8. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE “HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?”

9. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

10. THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, SO IS THAT THE ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS?

11. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

12. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

13. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD “LISP” TO HAVE “S” IN IT?

14. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

15. CAN ATHEISTS GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?