IS THERE SEX AFTER DEATH?

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: “Sue…Sue, I know it’s late but I’m happy to be able to reach out to you….”

“Is that you, George?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful!? What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens).

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night.
I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

“Oh, George, I am so happy for you. Are you in Heaven?”