WHY OLDER CHICKS RULE

By our beloved, deceased Andy Rooney from CBS “60 Minutes” Show.

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As I grow in age, I value women who are over 60 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why…A woman over 60 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 60 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do.

Women over 60 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 60. They always know.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 60 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed “hot” woman of 60+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 28-year-old waitress.

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06.11.22 3:44
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Makes sense to me