OLDIE BUT STILL FUNNY

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Three old Jewish guys were sitting on a bench. Abe says to Irv, “How’s by you the health?” Irv says “By me is not good, when I try to take a leak, I stand, and I squeeze, and I push, and I run the water in the sink. Nothing happens. Then Irv turns to Max and asks “So Maxie what’s with your health?

Abe, proudly says, “By me it’s perfect! At 8:30 I take a leak. It’s like from a fire hose. At 9:00 0’clock a have a bowel movement , like from a horse……. And at 9:30 I get out of bed.”