A GENTLEMAN WITH A HAT

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This happened to a friend of mine who was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica…

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied,
“If you were better looking it would lift itself.”