FALL TERM CLASSES FOR MEN ~ IT’S BACK TO SCHOOL TIME

***THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER***

——REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by September 26th

Class 1
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Seat Lifting Technique and Improve Your Aim To Avoid Wetting The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

  • Meets Men’s room, 2nd floor- Saturdays 4 weeks 10:00 AM for 2 hours
  • Group Practice: All students Invited
  • Special Classes: Only for men with short penises (Note: 3 inches or under) Measurement will be taken before admittance.

    • Class 2
    Learning How To Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right Places. Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming…

  • Open Forum in Home Room
  • Step by Step, with Slide Presentation…
  • Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Music Room

    • Class 3
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

  • Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Auditorium

    • Class 4
    Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

  • Examples on Video.
  • Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Home Room

    • Class 5
    The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?

  • Round Table Discussion.
  • Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Home Room

    • Class 6
    How To Refrain from Searching My iPad When I Leave the House–

  • One night only – next Tuesday 7:00 PM Home Room


    • Class 7

    Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

  • Graphics and Audio Tapes.
  • Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Auditorium

    • Class 8
    Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

  • Online Classes and role-playing
  • Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


    • Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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