MEN SHOULD NOT READ THIS!

————————–men only—————–
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied . ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ Notre Dame !’

And they say blondes are dumb…
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world”

The woman replies, “I’ll miss you”…….
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world………

……then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed.
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09.12.22 3:25
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