CATHOLICS PLAYING “CAN YOU TOP THIS”

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps,
“My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says,
“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says
‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was
sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies,

I have a daughter,

very pretty

Slim and tall
40″ D Breasts
24″ WAIST and
34″ HIPS