AN OLD JOKE – STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH

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An old widow was home alone. Nobody ever called her and she had no family. She was watching TV when the phone rang. She races to the phone, anxious to speak to anyone.

She picks it up and cheerily says…Hellloooo! She hears a male caller speaking in an intimidating voice that talks low, and almost in a whisper; using the most obscene language the caller proceeds to describe all the filthy perverse things she wants him to do to her and how much she craves it and will enjoy it. He stops talking for a moment. She says…”you know all this already just from HELLO!”