By Harvey Tobkes

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime…TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico Illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.


Once there, demand that the local Mexican government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, “It is a cultural thing”. You would not understand.

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck, You’ll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead.

It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world EXCEPT right here in the United States. Land of the naive and bleeding hearts!

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