HOOKER REFUSES TO DO SEX – IMMIGRANT STYLE

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A guy pulls his car up to an obvious street hooker and in broken English, “Hey, lady I gif you $100 make boom boom immigrant style wit me. “Get lost,” she tells him.

“I gif you $200 you do immigrant style.” “No way,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.”O.K. I gif you $300. She tells him…”Go home to your wife.”

So finally he says, “OK, I no fool aroun…I gif you $500 you do immigrant style boom boom wif me.” She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now and I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted and out of breath , the hooker turns to the guy and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.That, was fantastic! So, what exactly is immigrant style?”

The illegal immigrant replies,”You call your government, you ask, den dey sen you $500, your boom boom money.”

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US! SCREWING US AND WE PAY.


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