HOOKERS “R” US

A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued her escort service for $1.8 million. Unhappy customer Hubert Blackman said he was traumatized by the “tragic event,” especially when he called cops and they threatened to bust him, the Las Vegas Sun reported Thursday.

Blackman was staying at the Stratosphere on Dec. 17 when he called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to hire a stripper. Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120. Instead of staying for the agreed-upon one hour, she left after just 30 minutes.

The hapless tourist called to demand some of his money back. Then he called cops, who told him he could face arrest because prostitution is illegal in Sin City.

[This will look real good on his background check when he goes looking for a job, unless he’s planning on being a lawyer. Or a politician.]

Source: Dvorak Uncensored