BARGAIN CRUISE PACKAGE

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We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later. Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).

You’ll Relax like never before ! That’s because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don’t have your own weapons, you can rent them from our on-board Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night.

But the best fun of all, of course, is….Pirate Target Practice!

The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast and finding our prey, pirate hijackers

ACT NOW!
Cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before December 31st and get a great bonus -100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for The Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now! The first 200 people will get FREE, $1,000,000 kidnap Insurance.

Customer Testimonial:

“Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two, and my 12-year-old Grandson sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family”
Fred D., Cincinnati, Ohio

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12.18.13 0:28
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