THE GEORGE W. BUSH LIBRARY
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the final construction stages. The Library when completed will include an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments, which will be on display in dedicated rooms:
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The ‘Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
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- 06.28.14 1:34
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