NEW DISEASE – USUALLY STRIKES ON FRIDAYS

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Another new illness to watch out for… Anal Glaucoma…

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

“What’s the matter?” he asks.

“I have a case of Anal Glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?”

“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”


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