TO HELP YOU DECIDE…

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
The answer can be found by giving you a scenario and then posing the question as to what action you would take:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat’s Answer:

• Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
• What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
• Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
• This is all so confusing!

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Republican’s Answer:
BANG!

Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

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