ISRAEL’S SENSATIONAL NEW SCANNER – haha!
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Israeli technology has developed a new airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports. You step into an armoured booth that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial.
A typical incident: You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion…Shortly thereafter, you hear an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!”
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- 06.25.17 15:45
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