TRIBUTE TO OUR DEPARTED DEAR ABBY

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DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. These two women go everywhere together. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. I’ve never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? — Curious.

DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why? He cheats so much, I’m not even sure this baby I’m carrying is his.

DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

DEAR ABBY: I’ve been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he’s going out with me just for what he can get? — Gertie
Dear Gertie: I don’t know. What’s he getting?

DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I’d like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he’d like — Carol
DEAR Carol: Never mind what he’d like. Give him a tie.

DEAR ABBY: What’s the difference between a wife and a mistress? — BESS
DEAR BESS: Night and Day.


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