SOUNDS LIKE JOHNNY CARSON Q & A

The economy is so bad!

……..How bad is it?

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It’s so bad…that, if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant “you” or “them”.

It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

It’s so bad…yesterday, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It’s so bad…Motel Six won’t leave the light on for you, anymore.

It’s so bad…CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

It’s so bad…that “Hot Wheels” and “Matchbox” stocks are trading higher than GM.

It’s so bad…McDonalds is introducing the 1/4 ouncer..

It’s so bad…parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their kids’ names.

It’s so bad…a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

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06.06.22 9:57
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