LOGIC – STAYIN’ ALIVE

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Thirty-two percent of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that only 0.01 % of all deaths occur in a synagogue, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is in synagogue. Furthermore, the same logic should apply if you are in an ambulance and a paramedic asks which hospital you prefer, just tell him to take you to the nearest synagogue?

Torah Study is even safer. The number of deaths during Torah Study is too small to register.

For safety’s sake, go to Shul as often as possible, and attend Torah Study. It could save your life!

Author Unknown

P.S. You don’t have to be Jewish to go to shul. You may not understand what the old guys are saying but sometimes they serve 110 proof rye whiskey in paper cups.

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09.26.10 2:17
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