ISRAELI HUMOR

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By the Israeli humorist, Efraim Kishon

Israel is the only country in the world where bank robbers kiss the mezuzah as they leave with their loot.

Israel is the only country in the world where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice.

Israel is a country surrounded on all sides by enemies, but the people’s headaches are caused by the neighbors upstairs.

Israel is the only country in the world where one is unlikely to dig a cellar without hitting ancient archaeological artifacts.

Israel is the only country in the world with bus drivers and taxi drivers who read Spinoza and Maimonides.

Israel is the only country in the world where no one cares what rules say when an important goal can be achieved by bending them.

Israel is the only country in the world where the coffee is already so good that Starbucks went bankrupt trying to break into the local market.


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