EVEN IF YOU DISLIKE IT, COUNSELING CAN WORK

—————

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off.
An old homeless bloke who was wandering by stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a shag before you go?”
She screamed, “NO! Bugger off, you filthy old bastard!”
He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay then, I’ll just wait for you at the bottom.”