POLITICALLY CORRECT OBSERVATIONS

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us decent candidates.
~ Jay Leno

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~ Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Texas Guinan

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~ Aesop

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~ Oscar Ameringer

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~ Author Unknown

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.
~ Will Rogers


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