IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

The screeching brakes brought a shriveled little old Jewish lady running into the street from her small grocery store. She began to wring her hands and wail like a banshee when she realized that it was her cat that had been killed.

The man in the back seat of the Mercedes came out and began to apologize profusely.

“Let me assure you madam it was an accident. My chauffeur just did not see the cat. I’m so very sorry my dear woman. What can I do to make amends for the terrible loss of your dear cat?