DYING MAFIA BOSS PASSING HIS CHROME PLATED GUN TO HIS GRANDSON

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his oldest grandson to his bedside.

“Grandson, I wanna you lisina me. I wanna you to taka my chroma-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”

The grandson holds his old grandfathers hand and pats it. “But Pappa, I really don’t like guns, and I would not want to offend you. But how about you leaving me your 24 karat gold Rolex watch instead, eh?”

The grandfather pulls his hand away. “You lisina me, soma day you gonna berunna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, you gonna hava lotsa money, a big gorgeousa home and maybe a couple bambinos….

Thena soma day you goina coma home, and maybe a you finda you wife in bed with another man…Whata you gonna do then? Huh?? (Points to his watch) you gonna say…

“TIMES UP!”

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