TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO I RETIRED
HERE’S WHY…
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate.
Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
SO, I RETIRED AND FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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