WHAT’S A LEXOPHILE?

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. Which would you choose as the winning entry?

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.